The funniest thing you will ever read
I reckon Mossad recruited Lorena Bobbitt for the operation.
Vindickation! Laugh your arse off.
Even better: A Druze female Mossad agent! Avenging the 12 Israeli Druze children recently murdered by Hezbollah
DEFINITELY a woman. Simple, elegant. Like the little black dress. Project Cocktail.
Next thing we know, we'll find out that Hezbollah is communicating with tin cans connected by strings.
Mossad will replace the strings with explosive cord!
I haven’t laughed like this since October 6! You are wonderful! Thank you!
Just the most articulate and intelligent article ... like you I actually laughed properly when I heard ... not much to laugh about since the 7th. Thank you Eve
I would love to meet you. You are the best
Eve Barlow is the little sister I never had, but somehow transmitted my wisdom and dark humor to anyway. Thanks, Eve, for being mamish eshet chayil!
Meanwhile in Rashida Tlaib’s and Ilhan Omar’s offices:
Briinng brinng.
“Marhaba, habibi?”
“🎼Kol od balevav penimah, Nefesh yehudi homiyah, Ulefatei mizrach kadimah, Ayin letziyon tsofiyah.
Od lo avdah tikvateinu Hatikva bat shnot alpayim, Lihyot am chofshi beartzeinu, Eretz tzion virushalayim.” 🎶
BOOM! 💥
So awesome. So funny. Thank you.
Best article since Oct 7.
Please have someone translate Dr Binah’s poem.
One of your best, Eve!
Great job, Mohel!! $1000/job plus tips!
3000 down, hundreds of thousands to go.. to hell with you useful idiots like Occasional Cortex, by the way..
This was perfect.
Thank you for making me laugh today! You are genius.
This Substack beats the Kathy Griffin show I saw tonight. Thank you!
lol
I reckon Mossad recruited Lorena Bobbitt for the operation.
Vindickation! Laugh your arse off.
Even better: A Druze female Mossad agent! Avenging the 12 Israeli Druze children recently murdered by Hezbollah
DEFINITELY a woman. Simple, elegant. Like the little black dress. Project Cocktail.
Next thing we know, we'll find out that Hezbollah is communicating with tin cans connected by strings.
Mossad will replace the strings with explosive cord!
I haven’t laughed like this since October 6! You are wonderful! Thank you!
Just the most articulate and intelligent article ... like you I actually laughed properly when I heard ... not much to laugh about since the 7th. Thank you Eve
I would love to meet you. You are the best
Eve Barlow is the little sister I never had, but somehow transmitted my wisdom and dark humor to anyway. Thanks, Eve, for being mamish eshet chayil!
Meanwhile in Rashida Tlaib’s and Ilhan Omar’s offices:
Briinng brinng.
“Marhaba, habibi?”
“🎼Kol od balevav penimah, Nefesh yehudi homiyah, Ulefatei mizrach kadimah, Ayin letziyon tsofiyah.
Od lo avdah tikvateinu Hatikva bat shnot alpayim, Lihyot am chofshi beartzeinu, Eretz tzion virushalayim.” 🎶
BOOM! 💥
So awesome. So funny. Thank you.
Best article since Oct 7.
Please have someone translate Dr Binah’s poem.
One of your best, Eve!
Great job, Mohel!! $1000/job plus tips!
3000 down, hundreds of thousands to go.. to hell with you useful idiots like Occasional Cortex, by the way..
This was perfect.
Thank you for making me laugh today! You are genius.
This Substack beats the Kathy Griffin show I saw tonight. Thank you!
lol