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I reckon Mossad recruited Lorena Bobbitt for the operation.

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Vindickation! Laugh your arse off.

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DEFINITELY a woman. Simple, elegant. Like the little black dress. Project Cocktail.

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Even better: A Druze female Mossad agent! Avenging the 12 Israeli Druze children recently murdered by Hezbollah

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I heard it called Operation Grim Beeper. I haven’t laughed so hard for ages. Aside from the removal from the gene pool the embarrassment is epic. Apparently even the Arab world is howling.

It’s probably not very Christian of me but I do not lament their unexpected meeting with Allah. The virgins are still safe

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Of course the Arab world is laughing. What Westerners don't understand is that the Iranian regime is hated by the Arab world.

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Next thing we know, we'll find out that Hezbollah is communicating with tin cans connected by strings.

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Mossad will replace the strings with explosive cord!

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I haven’t laughed like this since October 6! You are wonderful! Thank you!

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Just the most articulate and intelligent article ... like you I actually laughed properly when I heard ... not much to laugh about since the 7th. Thank you Eve

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Meanwhile in Rashida Tlaib’s and Ilhan Omar’s offices:

Briinng briing. 📟

“Marhaba, habibi?”

“🎼Kol od balevav penimah,
Nefesh yehudi homiyah,
 Ulefatei mizrach kadimah,
 Ayin letziyon tsofiyah.

Od lo avdah tikvateinu
, Hatikvah bat shnot alpayim,
 Lihyot am chofshi beartzeinu, 
Eretz tzion virushalayim.” 🎶

BOOM!💥 BOOM!💥

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AOC is tweeting this as a war crime

bullcrap

Let me check your receipts on the sobering fact that rape is not resistance…

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It's so upending to my belief that the left has more empathy, and this cements its: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55897922

Coming out as a sexual assault survivor but not condemning monstrous acts of rape and terror on October 7???

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I would love to meet you. You are the best

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Eve Barlow is the little sister I never had, but somehow transmitted my wisdom and dark humor to anyway. Thanks, Eve, for being mamish eshet chayil!

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Sep 19·edited Sep 19

Well, the usual folks who care are already condemning Israel. It does not matter if Israel attacks military targets with troops as would any nation that has been attacked, or with targeted attacks on leaders with minimal collateral damage, or hypertargeted attacks limited to people who carry Hezbollah pagers and walkie talkies: Israel is to be condemned by the international community. Meanwhile, the rapists, torturers, kidnappers, and murderers of Hamas are the focus of international sympathy.

The only way the Jews can win in the court of world opinion is if we all die. Then they will wring their hands, raise a beautiful memorial, and praise the freedom fighters who killed us off.

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Great job, Mohel!! $1000/job plus tips!

3000 down, hundreds of thousands to go.. to hell with you useful idiots like Occasional Cortex, by the way..

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Best article since Oct 7.

Please have someone translate Dr Binah’s poem.

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I just saw that Hezbollah is so angry about this that they have gone to the manufacturer and demanded a substantial discount on future purchases.

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Who's asking to stop the jokes? Keep em coming, I can't get enough.

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