Available to stream right now – Home Alone: The Jihadi Version on CNN’s YouTube, where countless American brats are under a siege of their own volition at UCLA:
It is thought that hundreds of police cars are currently dispatched to UCLA tonight after days of increased tensions. Last night, it was reported that pro-Israel supporters had come to cause violence in the encampment. Perfect bait for Hamas propaganda, of course. Yassssss! The Jews have violently attacked UCLA students! The students have finally achieved Hamas-like status in Gaza! It’s just like when the IDF launched its counter-attack in late October 2023! Cosplay complete! Victim FOMO cured! Simulation success! Allahu Akbar!
I am watching this outdoor insane asylum live on CNN as I type. Enormous crowds of mentally compromised students who think they are now the Palestinians of Gaza have descended upon the university campus adjacent to the official encampment zone to stand-off against the huge numbers of police who are there to dismantle the camps. And I keep asking myself: What the fuck am I watching?
Earlier today I watched a video of a young Jewish woman being lynched at UCLA by five people in keffiyeh in broad daylight. They bludgeoned her on the head and she lost consciousness. This is the evolutionary arc of a keffiyeh-wearer. That’s why when I see someone in a keffiyeh, I know that if they’re not a violent thug today, they will be tomorrow. I have had friends be violently attacked in LA in the last few days. One was punched. I was assaulted, not physically but verbally. For the thousandth time since October 7. No, a keffiyeh isn’t a scarf. It’s a bourgeois Swastika.
The same Gen Z students who have spent their lives demanding safe spaces free from microaggressions, want to be free to commit acts of sadistic antisemitic violence without anyone stopping them, faces fully covered. They have now created an Apartheid at UCLA while they claim that there’s an illusory Apartheid happening in Israel. At Tel Aviv University, for instance, Christian, Arabic and Jewish students can all attend classes without being blocked by another group from entering their campus. The American students, however, wanted the Apartheid to exist so bad they created it in their own back yard.
This morning UCLA’s encampment Nazis released a statement about the night before. You will read here that Israel doesn’t seem to exist any more, and neither does Gaza. The war is happening to them. The terrorism is happening to them. The genocide is happening… you guessed it - TO THEM.
“The university would rather see us dead than divest.” I have spent a lifetime in the company of egoomaniacal rock stars, thespians and A-listers, and I have never read a statement more divorced from reality. Self-inflated, attention-seeking, tone-deaf. Completely bizarre and surely objectively insane. There is no “indiscriminate bombing” in Gaza, but there could be in Westwood if these whining delusional school kids want to experience what it’s really like to be “under siege”. Bombs away, please.
A list of demands were leaked from a Google Doc belonging to the UCLA students earlier today, too. Fox News obtained it. Take a look.
Well, of course everything must be BDS compliant, while demanded using Apple products with components made in Israel. Coffee is not allowed because coffee is now racist. Aquaphor is required, presumably for all the “Hamas 4eva” stick’n’poke tattoos the students are giving each other to pass the time. And absolutely no bagels, please - because Jewish. No packaged food! The intifada must be served hot. Fresh catered food only. Gourmet. Michelin starred. Wine accompaniments preferable. And epi-pens, because the generation of TikTok guinea pigs have chronic ADHD and zero survival skills and forgot their own medicine. Where are the Red Cross when you need them, eh? Can’t they be useful for once? The time has actually arrived to boycott, divest and sanction all aid to third world countries and reroute it to our students at UCLA. This is what BDS was about all along, they reveal: Us!
Back to tonight’s live feed and listen it’s probably going to get gnarly. And you know what I say to that? Good. What do they fucking expect after provoking people with violent chants, and genocidal slogans and relentless stupidity for weeks? Here we see in full view the zombie apocalypse.
For hours this has been going on. It’s after 10pm now. The raid has yet to begin. HOLD THE LINE! chant the brave warriors of liberation! “Free Free Free Palestine!” goes the call-and-response as helicopters swarm overhead, as hundreds upon hundreds of protestors are gathered refusing to move should the police approach the encampment. A whole generation of antisemitic airheads led by adults who are placating their “free speech”. Meanwhile, half of the LAPD look to be here to deal with these privileged pricks while Los Angeles has to do without. No crime matters any more anyway, except the fictitious crimes these criminal students are suffering.
Is it time for us to go? I’ve been lying awake for months asking the question. I know you have too.
Let’s see what tomorrow brings shall we?
This is a Muslim religious world war.
Anything said other than that is useless.
These are not students. They are Muslim enemy combatants attacking america. Can we please start labeling them as Muslim enemy combatants who have invaded America.
Send in bagels and lox and let them deal with that. I’m so tired of their entitled attitude coupled with their ignorance of the truth of the history. They need to all stop the cosplay and read and learn history and what it truly feels like to have to fight for survival. It’s so easy to be a privileged student and make demands for hot food and batteries and pretend to understand being a member of a hated minority group.