Every day the world looks more like Westeros so here are the Top 10 most insane things that happened here on October 26, 2023.
1/ Crown Heights Clearout
Today the NYPD told Jews in Crown Heights, the most Jewish area in America, to leave their neighborhood this coming Shabbat:
Tranlastion: This weekend, American Jews are being told to run away because the planned pogroms are coming (they like to call them “Freedom” marches). I can’t confirm this but I imagine that the police have their hands tied behind their backs after years of angry teens high on fentanyl demanding their defunding and abolition. The police are scared of Gen Z who have revealed themselves to be hardcore stans of a Middle Eastern radical regime. "This is America" etc.
2/ UMass under zombie occupation
News broke earlier today that last night, during an “occupation” of a building on the campus of UMass Amherst, 57 students were arrested. They told the police that they were pigs, while simultaneously demanding the destruction of Israel. What happened to nightclubs and house parties and laughing gas balloons and pub crawls? Is this what the students do for fun these days?
3/ Caliphate of the Lower East Side, 2023
In another act of decolonization, at a NYU protest today around Washington Square Park the students invented a new chant. “We can’t wait - for the Caliphate!” I’ll hand it to them: it rhymes!
4/ Welcome to Tulane, LouisiGaza
Here’s a scirmage at Tulane University earlier this afternoon. You will see Jewish students here draped in Israeli flags and then other Hamas-impersonating students trying to beat them up. A word to the Hamas students, Halloween isn’t till this weekend:
5/ The Diary of Anne Frank: re-enacted
More information came to light from the incident at the Cooper Union library yesterday, where Jewish students were barricaded inside the building, while the campus security fumbled over how to protect them. It has been revealed that the Jewish students were generously offered to take refuge above. Yep, the Cooper Union officials told the Jews they could “hide in the attic”.
6/ Turkey becomes No Fly Zone
You probably don’t want to go here on holiday any more:
7/ Gaza Fuel Issues Resolved
Humanitarian aid went into Gaza. And then curiously thousands of rockets exited Gaza. See image below for sirens immediately appearing all over Israel following the arrival of the much-needed aid to Gaza. Quick facts pit-stop here: according to the United Nations (Against Israel), 80% of Gaza’s population lives in poverty. And yet Hamas have over $500 million worth of real estate and assetts and an annual military budget of $350 million. Sometimes the math just doesn’t add up…
8/ The West has fallen
See the below accurate cartoon depicting our new normal.
9/ Harvard in Mental Health Crisis
Harvard University has reportedly set up a support system for pro-Hamas students who are struggling with sadness and depression after being outed as fans of murder and rape. We are still awaiting updates on whether similar services may be offered to Jewish and Israeli students who are the targets of said murders and rapes.
10/ Poster-ripping fad ends!
Except not in a good way. Now, instead of ripping down the posters of hostages, and erasing the ability for Jews to ever be victims, the Hamas resistance vandals have instead begun to superimpose the word OCCUPIER over KIDNAPPED. Who comes up with this stuff? The spirit of Hitler?
11/ Pallywood’s Mr Fafo
I know I said ten, but actually there were eleven crazy things I caught in Westeros today so… As we have all become aware, much of the imagery and footage of destruction in Gaza is fake. Please do not be angry at me for pointing this out - be angry at Hamas for insulting their own dead, by playing dead elsewhere. One actor/blogger is covering a lot of ground every day. A few days ago it seemed he might have been at death’s door, but today he was found perfectly healthy cradling a baby with painted-on injuries. Get this man an agent!
Morale may be low, and the colelctive fear may be at breaking point, but here is a video of funny Israelis mocking the BBC.
Eve--
You keep me sane in an insane world!
Where is everyone who we support? I understand how the Jews of WWII felt--alone, shocked, angry and helpless. WTF happened to our allies? To Never Again? There is no attic, no safe harbor, no country left for us if we don’t win this one. We are acceptable, even desirable losses, in the eyes of the world. To paraphrase the title of a recent book, the world only likes dead Jews.