So rundown of the fun things that happened yesterday and today, mainly more antisemitism.
In Londonistan, the planned million march for Armistice Day yesterday by people who love terrorism, hate Britain and want to kill Jews went ahead. Apparently we are still pretending that the marches are for peace. And since they’ve gotten away with this for five weeks everyone upped the ante. This weekend, we saw Londoners cosplaying Hamas, complete with green Hamas headbands on the streets.
Where are child services when you need them.
Moving on. More people who were being peaceful also decided to throw paint at a house with a mezuzah on it, although I’m sure the BBC heard that this was some freak weather accident. Cue anchor: “Pink and yellow raindrops fell from the sky over this Jewish owned house on Saturday and we don’t know why.”
But that’s just the beginning. Below we see one woman who decided to wrap a Star of David in a swastika. This was just a peaceful thought she had, you understand.
If I had the time I would photoshop a Hitler ‘tache on her face, but I don’t have time because #antisemitism.
Let’s take a brief sojourn to Glasgow where Free-ing Palestine invloved protesting at Marks & Spencers. This is not just genocide, this is a Marks & Spencers genoci… you get the point:
Back to London though, where some extraordinarily peaceful action was reported as an Iranian man holding a sign that read “Hamas Is ISIS” was attacked by a mob of pro-Palestine protestors, thereby proving his point.
And here another pro-Palestine marcher was just all about peace & love, man. And I quote:"Hitler knew how to deal with these people":
He’s going to need a strong throat lozenge after a day of this.
No, there was nothing antisemitic about this day in London, which is why these gentlemen set off smoke bombs by a synagogue:
Even the Metropolitan police found the terrorists - sorry the protestors – to be peaceful; the little ones especially.
It’s not a terrorist if it wears a keffiyeh. A keffiyeh is just a scarf, even when it covers the entire face and just leaves room for the eyes to see. It’s a scarf. It’s cold in November, you know?
I have to say of all the peaceful protestors out on the streets of London this weekend, this man was my favorite. He exposed us, and told the world how we Jews are going to take over. Listen carefully.
Robot! Dogs! With! Tazers! And! Guns! And! Drones! (Personally if someone had asked me I would have said a robot cat.)
Why don’t we travel to the Americas, specifically Puerto Rico. What’s going on here? I’m so confused.
Y en Espana, no hay judeos, entonces…
Anyway, hey ho, the weekend was - again - an enormous success. In London, British Jews will never be able to go into the city again. But Israel is the Apartheid state.
Or as Hamas say: Allahu Akbar!
It’s so bizarre that the Syrian civil war has taken over half a million Muslim lives. But nobody took to the streets. Was there a march about Myanmar? I didn’t see one. Do we know why?
This is all just criticism of Israel, remember. Here’s the thing about that though. If Netanyahu was not the Prime Minister of Israel and the government was a socialist haven, the antisemites would still “criticize Israel” while bleating: "dOn'T cOnFlAte tHe iSrAeLi goVeRnMenT wITh tHe jEwIsh pEoPle!!!!" Ghandi himself could be the leader of Israel, and they would still insist that Israel was The Worst.
At least in the Holocaust (yes I just wrote that) a lot of the German people were bystanders. But the hundreds of thousands of people in the street this weekend were not bystanders. They’re with their boys Hamas. They deny crimes against humanity, they love rapists and paedophiles, they’re all about the killing fields.
I know that they’re all terribly upset that there are still Jews left (in the 0.02% of the population that we comprise) who will fight against the hatred that has insisted on ridding the world of us in every generation. It’s all about them, of course. They’re so upset. They’re all very upset that we Jewish people won't let a genocidal regime continue to exist along the border of our only country.
They were so upset with me today particularly on Twitter. Thousands of them, tweeting every minute. Here a friendly one below called Akan Kwanku, who told me to listen to Professor Cornel West (West was thrown out of Harvard for Jew hatred). I was told without irony that West should be heard because he “descends from a people enslaved for 400 years.” Four hundred years, huh? Lightweight.
I almost forgot Greta, who was in Germany today turning her climate march into a Hamas broadcast. She was interrupted by a climate change activist who had some honest feedback. Weirdly, the climate change activist was wondering what happened to all the stuff about climate change. Suffice to say, we can now rule out the blue fluffy Nazi octopus being an innocent mistake. Greta loves Hamas. Hamas loves Greta.
“Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!” This doesn’t seem oppressive at all. No humans were subjugated in this terrorism-loving demonstration. The keffiyehs were just peaceful. Yasser Arafat is not smiling in his grave.
But here’s the good news (sorry it took a while). In the REAL world, Israel is actually freeing Palestine. I know right? Plot twist! Today an IDF soldier flew a rainbow flag for the first time ever in the Gaza Strip. This historic moment will be ignored by Queers For Palestine, who require our thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.
This weekend hundreds of thousands took to the streets to pretend they could Free Palestine because they wanted to spread their Jew hate. Meanwhile, in Gaza, the IDF secured safe passage for countless Gazans, flew the first LGBTQ+ flag in Gaza and began to, uh, Free Palestine.
But please don’t tell everyone marching that. You will ruin all their fun.
Thank you for this - maybe for next weekend's update you could focus on Sydneyistan, Australia where we also have enough peaceful marches, protests, drive-bys, flag waves and strange weather incidents to fill an entire post!
Unbelievable to see whats happening. As Mosab hassam yousef so eloquently put it - these fuckers are just moronic brainless sheep !! Maybe robot dogs, tasers and drones might be a good start !!